I mean, just look at this junk! It’s all chewed up and broken, and it just sits there! Mrs. Nussmeyer’s dog across the street has one of those Internet-enabled, self-throwing SmartBones! Why can’t I have one of those, huh?
All The Toys Are Atreacted to Me, by cogdogblog, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
Is it fair to share a chair if there’s somebody there? Do you care if I dare plant my dog derriere where there’s scant space to share? If you make me aware, I can bring a spare chair. Then we’ll both sit and stare.
Stella and Roxy, by alden0249, licensed under CC BY 2.0
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Laundry Dog, by PAUL GAVINGER, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Cock-a-doodle don’t goooooo!
GeoBeats / YouTube, via Skimpy
“The Tell-tale Bark,” by Edgar Allen Paw.
People, via NTMTOM
Dana D. shares a very lucky wombat.
