Your stupid human rules don’t apply to me! I take what I want! Your onion rings? They’re mine. That ice cream cone? Mine. Your dog’s water bowl? Mine, mine, mine.
Water Ya Gonna Do About It?
Seagulls
Links: HAAAAAAALP!!!
Protesting kitten, baby meerkats, cow and goat besties, and freeloading seagull.
I’M TOO COMFORTABLE!
Rescued Kitten Protests Being Safe and Warm in an Incubator
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
Is this twice the hakuna or twice the matata?
Baby meerkats born at the Houston Zoo last month make public debut
Chron, via NTMTOM
Barnyard buddies!
Why a goat keeps attaching to this cow like a magnet
GeoBeats / YouTube, via NTMTOM
And finally: Jonathan Livingston Freeloader
Elizabeth G. shares the laziest seagull ever.
Memo from Planetary Maintenance
Due to issues with our molecular density regulator subsystems, random objects and organisms may become heavier than normal. We are working to correct the issue. If you should experience a sensation of extreme heaviness, do not sit or lie down as this may exacerbate structural damage.
Links: 3 bd/2 ba, w/Pest Control
Farmhouse with cats, herd defends bird, koala carjacking, and really big seagulls, plus more
Hope your household budget includes tuna.
Couple Buys Old Farmhouse And Quickly Realizes It Comes With Cats
The Dodo, via Cheryl S.
OUR plans involve eating you to death.
Couple Sets Up Camera To Capture Moment, Seagulls Have Other Plans
The Dodo, via NTMTOM
Mess with the bird, deal with the herd!
Farm Animals Protect Chicken Friend from Hawk Attack
YouTube, via Cheryl S.
Don't ask questions, just drive.
Guy Finds Wild Koala In The Back Seat Of This Car
The Dodo / YouTube, via Murray C.
And finally: Honestly, Abe!
Could you just throw the doggone thing? (via Murray C.)