As professor emeritus of the Philosophy Department here at Dogemoor University, I am often asked to explain the tenets of Gubboism. The central pillar of gubboism is gub, a state of harmony with The Master, who grants only those worthy the status of gubboi. Those who are purest of heart may experience besdesboi, the highest plane of enlightenment.
From the soft supple puppy to the sandpapery cat, animal lovers have been fascinated with tongues. Now you can enjoy some of the finest tongues from all over the world, when you join the Tongue-of-the-Month Club. Each month, we’ll ship you a premium hand-selected tongue, still freshly packed inside its host animal. Order now, and we’ll send your first tongue lickety-split!
Every year, more and more dogs are falling victim to Poofy Head Syndrome, which occurs when they are carried in such a way that all of their poofiness gets squeezed into their heads. Prolonged exposure to PHS can lead to permanent effects such as floofy brain and overly pinchable cheeks. Sadly, there is no known cure, but you can help. Send any amount, no matter how large, to Totally Legit Poofy Head Institute, P.O. Box 92, Cayman Islands.
So tragic, Andrew Y.
The Reginald Huckster Gallery is pleased to announce the acquisition of Wow. Many Abstract. So Painting by renowned artist Bertrand Awoo. The striking composition of blues and gold would be later immortalized as a pattern on paper cups. In our gift shop, patrons may purchase an exclusive NFT (non-fungible token) of the work, which permits the holder to brag they spent thousands on a web link.
