Shout-out time: Thanks again to April for visiting the tip jar. Much appreciated. And now, here’s a sweet treat for Caturday, from Arne: A baby monkey, born in a zoo and rejected by its parents, found a new home — and a new mom — in the home of a zoo worker. Speakers up for the monkey squeaks!
Pardon us, sir, just a quick spot check, only take a minute. Hmm, front tire seems all right, nice pressure. Those shoes aren’t regulation, however. Gotta take points off there. All right, boys, I think the velodrome is down the road this way…
Submittercycled by AJ and Megan W. (via Laughing Squid)
It’s not fair! I’m almost a year old (in dog years) and I can kind of see over the steering wheel and if you work the pedals there shouldn’t be a problem and you totally promised you would let me drive and it’s not faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair!
Sender-inner Carol H. adds her two cents: “Little puppy Napoleon is having a fit, dare I say… NAPOLEON COMPLEX (see what I did there?) because he can’t sit in his foster mom’s lap while she is driving. Doesn’t she know who she’s dealing with? Also, his eyebrow dot game is so on point!” Via Mashable.
Fascist peeg! No longer will the workers suffer the sting of your truncheon! Now I’m going to start munchin’ your truncheon for my luncheon!