The Girl With the Dogs grooms a feline double header. The first, the cutest Abyssinian you’ve ever abyseen, is a home run — but the next is so angry the groomer calls a timeout. (via Dana D.)

Described by his human as a “violent potato,” this fluffy cat is about to get a much-needed shave. Can our gallant groomer lighten his load without getting julienned by the daggers of death?

Smokey the cat starts her grooming session with the tiniest of mews, but by the time the Girl With the Dogs gets her clean and trim, she has unleashed her full vocabulary.