Live from the Wildlife Habitat at the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, a flamingo expresses her disdain for a certain recent local event by showing her tail feathers.
“I bet you never thought that one day you’d have a job where people regularly email you pictures of animal butts,” says sender-inner Susan H.
Tucker the Fluffy Corgi wins ‘Tocktober. No ifs, ands, or butts about it. Tucker’s Instagram page is home to the floofiest haunches you’ll ever see, plus lots of corgi cuteness. It’s the ‘tock of the town!
Reader Carol H. writes: “I don’t know if you realized this or not but it’s Tocktober! I realize Cuteoverload.com is no longer with us, but does that mean the same for Tocktober? I think not!”
“We need butts Mike, lots of them. We need bird tocks, bee tocks, corgi tocks and sheep tocks! We need to be up to our ears in asses!”
“In such perilous times, where the news day in and day out seems to weigh on us like Donald Trumps toupee we gotta have something to lift that weight, we gotta have something good to look forward to, right? God God Mike, give us TOCKS!”