‘Tocks

Strut that Butt!

Not That Mike The Other Mike7 Comments

I strut my butt, and I’ll tell you what
When you’ve got a booty it’s your civic duty
To walk the walks and shake those ‘tocks
And haul your hocks around the block
When your behind is well defined
Don’t hide your posterior in the interior
Go get some air in that derriere
And strut your butt like you just don’t care!

a corgi dog, viewed from behind, has a very round and fluffy bottom.
Don’t dunk on the junk in my trunk, you punk. (Reddit)

Here’s a older photo for Tocktober, submitted by Andrew Y.

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Not That Mike The Other Mike20 Comments

If it’s a bad day, or even a bad week,
There is some comfort you can seek.
To gaze upon a fluffy cheek
Will cheer you up when you feel bleak.

the back end of an alpaca, showing its fluffy light brown tail
And now for something completely different: A llama with three buttocks.

The humble buttock, you will find
Is Nature’s method to remind
Us all to relax and unwind
And never mind if we fall behind.

a dark grey rabbit reclines on its belly with its tail toward you
75% floof, 25% ‘tocks.

And soon, thanks to this tiny twerker
You’re feeling calm and less berzerker.
Just why do ‘tocks make us feel perkier?
Don’t ask me why; I only work ‘ere.

a hand holds a dark grey hamster with its tail facing you.
No need to point out the tail, it points for itself.

From top: LLama 'Tocks !!1!, by Ketzirah & Art, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0, fluffy tocks, by Jessie Pearl, licensed under CC BY 2.0, stubby tail, little white feet, by robanhk, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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