Soft-Serve Silkie

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Um, is my ice cream supposed to be clucking?

and… chicken?

You were going to lick me, you weirdo!

It’s the return of Yoyo, from sender-inner Carol B.!

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Unsolved Mysteries!

It is a geologic mystery as old as time itself: seemingly stationary objects that appear in shifted positions, as if moved across the desert floor by some mysterious force that Science does not yet understand. Just what causes this migration? Wind? Phases of the moon? Ghosts? Will we ever know the secret of… the Creeping Corgis of the Kalahari?

Sunspots, maybe?

My money’s on space aliens, Andrew Y. (via Reddit.)

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