According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.
The Trickle-Down Theory
Tongues
You Gonna Finish That?
It’s okay if you are, I’m just curious. I’m just saying, that’s a really big portion, is all. Be a shame to throw it away if you can’t finish it, but it’s really no big de — please in the name of all that is decent give me some of your ice cream!
Tongue-out Tuesday
Looks like someone ate a batch of bad bamboo.
Tiny Toucan Tongue-out Tuesday
Have you ever seen a toucan tongue? Thanks to reader Thérèse B., you’re about to, as a big-beaked beauty enjoys a banana.