It’s bad enough that raccoons wear masks like cartoon burglars and ransack your trash and make a big mess, but when they stick out their tongues at you, that’s the part that really hurts.
Tongues
It’s Tongue-out Tuesday!
Have you hugged your blep today?
So Close I Can Taste It
The air around it definitely tastes like something! I’m not sure what it is, but I want in on it!
Possessive Much?
“Paws off, ladies! He’s mine! All mine!”
