(Just look at those people at the next table. Bunch of tourists, probably, with their cameras and their loud talk and their kids with the smartphones chasing Poke Mans or whatever they call ’em. Getting so I can’t even enjoy my usual watermelon and orchids lunch in peace anymore, grumble grumble…)

Submitterationist Emily D. writes: “I was reading about the Red Tree Kangaroo the other day–can we have a post that features one?”