“Helluva day, Charlie, helluva day. Set me up a couple’a beers, and a shot of Wild Human for my friend, here.”
This is how half of all jokes start, Sharon H.
Gulp ‘n’ Gobble
Turkeys
Working on Turkey Day
(Some Thanksgiving day I’m having! Those other turkeys went home to have a huge Thanksgiving dinner and they left me here to mind the store!)
We’re Yours Now, Turkey
“Good afternoon. Our records indicate that you recently purchased several cans of ‘Turkey N’ Gravy’ cat food by Kitty Kuisine, batch number D-119. We are here to inform you that you are now legally our mother, and are responsible for our upbringing. We would like our first lesson in pecking and foraging this afternoon.”
I think that’s the “you are what you eat” law, John B.
Links: Bow Wow!
Stylish shelter pets, all dogs go to church, town cat turns 10, and the world’s ugliest dog.
This'll get me adopted for sure!
12-Year-Old Kid Makes Shelter Cats And Dogs Stylish Bow Ties To Help Them Find A Home
Bored Panda, via N. Fritz
The coolest cat in town.
‘King of Ruddington’ Wilbur the cat set for birthday celebrations
BBC, via Sylvia C.
Who's a good altar boy?
Internet Obsessed With Priest’s Reaction Stray Dog In Church
Relieved, via Cheryl S.
But he's in bad shape and needs donations.
Medford woman reunited with lost pet turkey
Fox29, via NTMTOM
To help the Medford turkey with medical expenses, see this GoFundMe page.
And finally: Lunchtime, Everybody!
via Andrew Y.