It’s a portable water dish! Now, if someone could direct me to a tap that dispenses milk…
Videos
Something Funny About The New Elves
Can’t put my finger on it. Maybe it’s that they’re even shorter than the usual elves, or maybe it’s just the way they waaaalk, waaaalk, waaaalk. But hey, if that’s what the temp agency sent, then get them down to the gift-wrapping station, they’re a few hands short.
Thanks to Alison for finding this!
Dog’s Best Fiend
In this clever video, you’ll see perhaps the most insidious form of animal cruelty: Talking about meat in mouth-watering detail.
What Do Polar Bears Dream About?
“(clowns… clowns everywhere… need to escape… why is this iceberg covered in tin foil? No thank you, President Eisenhower, I don’t like Coca-Cola… could someone turn off the samba music and rub my belly, please? Meelks, I must have meelks… or a Tom Collins…)”
POLAR BEAR CUB UPDATE: At 5 weeks old, the polar bear cub is doing very well; she weighs a little over 4 pounds and measures 16 inches long! Both eyes have started to open as of yesterday, but they are not fully open yet. The care staff says the sound that she makes in the video is of contentment. Her motor skills are improving each day and she has started trying to stand up on all fours, especially when she’s ready for her next meal! She is on six feedings a day, every four hours. The team has been evaluating her daily needs and provides care 24/7.
Posted by Columbus Zoo and Aquarium on Friday, December 11, 2015
Via the Columbus Zoo on Facebook.