From this central location I can monitor the entire house for troublemaking opportunities. Are there new objects on the table to be knocked off? Is that jumpy dog getting too comfortable? I’ll see it all from here.

From this central location I can monitor the entire house for troublemaking opportunities. Are there new objects on the table to be knocked off? Is that jumpy dog getting too comfortable? I’ll see it all from here.


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Elizabeth G. shares a big cat who needs a big box.

This busy cat is really going places, like to the bank, the dentist’s office, South America — anywhere except the grooming salon.
Dear Building Manager: As a longtime resident of this cat-only building, I wish to complain about my new upstairs neighbor. I have on several occasions heard barking, as well as the sound of frenzied scampering whenever someone uses the phrase “car ride.”
