“Look, kid, this is the last time I’m walking you through this. First, you give ’em the snake-eye stare, then you pounce in for the kill. Now you’re nailing the stare, I’ll give you that, but we need to work on your follow-through.”
Stalking 101
Combat Corgi
“Hey, Mom, can I get the Super Mega Pupotronic Battle Armor so I can be the coolest boy at the dog park and so cats won’t beat me up and because I’ve been really good and it’s only $159.99 including the Bone-Crusha battle axe so can I, huh?
Links: Home Again
And finally: Who Ya Gonna Call? Goat Bussers!
Elizabeth G. shares two stray goats catching the bus.
Opposites Distract
A rambunctious puppy is determined to play with a chill kitten. But when that doesn’t happen, it’s time for plan B: Chew the furniture.
