Guess That Seals it, Then

Despite buying the official uniform, practicingย the secret handshake, and providing three references, Herman’s application to join the Loyal Order of Sea Lions was unanimously rejected.

“Sea Lionry opens doors! If I were a Sea Lion I would just stand in the back and not get in anyone’s way.”

Via Imgur.

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18 thoughts on “Guess That Seals it, Then

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ August 17, 2016 / 3:39 pm

    But sea lion pups pugs are so cute!

  2. michael August 17, 2016 / 4:32 pm

    He looks like he’s about to cry. ๐Ÿ™

    • Murray C. August 17, 2016 / 6:01 pm

      I see pain and retribution in that look. Be careful, sea lions!

      You mean to tell me Mike says different stuff on his FB page??? Egad, I’m so behind the times.

      • Catwhisperer August 18, 2016 / 1:13 pm

        Me, too, Murray. I generally avoid FB like the plague, but now my curiosity is piqued…

  3. fkaWaldenPond August 17, 2016 / 4:50 pm

    Mike your fb comment…”(*sniff*) I just wanted to sit on the sundeck, that’s all…” ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Murray C. August 17, 2016 / 6:06 pm

      I used to work in a shop not far from the Embarcadero and next door was a single floor brick building with the faded remains of a sign painted on the brick surface ” Trinidad Bean and Elevator Co.”

    • allein ๐Ÿพ August 17, 2016 / 7:02 pm

      My brother has video of a couple of the sea lions knocking each other off the platforms. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Gigi the cat lady August 17, 2016 / 7:12 pm

      We visited San-Fransisco 20 years ago and we went to Pier 39 to see the sea lions, let me tell you, those guys got pretty rowdy and loud!

    • sugitomo August 18, 2016 / 7:24 am

      I’ve been there too! Sea lions sunning = cute. Breezes that blow, er sea lion smells, back to the tourists = not so cute.

  4. Muppet2171 August 17, 2016 / 9:34 pm

    Hovertext…Monty Python Architect sketch?

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike August 17, 2016 / 10:34 pm

      I wouldn’t explain the hovertext to you now if you got down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me!

      • Muppet2171 August 17, 2016 / 11:18 pm

        I’m sorry, but we really did just want a block of flats.

      • Taquitos August 18, 2016 / 12:22 pm

        It opens doors, I’m telling you…

          • Taquitos August 18, 2016 / 2:35 pm

            Thanks, Mike. I’ve been reading since Day 1, but I couldn’t pass up joining in on a Flying Circus reference : )

            Keep up the great work!

  5. fkaWaldenPond August 17, 2016 / 9:43 pm

    Holy smokes!, anyone just watch Elaine Thompson burn rubber in the 200 meters?! and btw, the only time I was at Pier 39 my dream purchases were roller skates, a kite and a Grade 8 graduation dress. ๐Ÿ˜€

  6. Elizabeth August 17, 2016 / 9:44 pm

    Totally unrelated to this post–but I just noticed the subtitle change. Trying to figure out what a subliminal tattoo parlor is. Is the tattoo subliminal–or is the parlor? Trippy stuff.

    On topic, meanwhile, I’d be happy to have this guy in my club, with or without the costume.

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