Send In the Stunt Panda!

Chengdu,Β China — Filming began today on the action movie Super Panda Cop Action Squad 4. The movie will employ high-tech green screen computer effects…

“Now, in this scene, you need to jump off the mag-lev space raft…”

Plus all of the rough-and-tumble stunts the series is known for.

“I need to see more waving legs, please.”
“Aaaaaaaand, CUT!”

I can’t bear to watch, fkaWaldenPond. Story, more photos at the Daily Mail.

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20 thoughts on “Send In the Stunt Panda!

  1. allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 11:15 am

    He’s just practicing his gymnastics skills. Where’s the next Olympics gonna be?

  2. Duckie πŸ₯ October 4, 2016 / 11:17 am

    is the baby okay?!?!

    • allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 11:21 am

      He appears to be fine. There are lots more cute pictures at the link.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike October 4, 2016 / 11:22 am

      I’m assuming so. One of the many attendants supervising this event rushed up as the baby fell right on his little snoot. It looks like these babies are getting good care.

  3. Gigi the cat lady October 4, 2016 / 11:23 am

    There doesn’t seem to be a lot of “action” in Super Panda Cop Action Squad 4, it looks more like a snooze fest. LOL!!

  4. Phred's Mom October 4, 2016 / 11:47 am

    One of them appears to be grey and white. Am I seeing things?
    Adorable, all.

    • AB October 4, 2016 / 11:55 am

      No, I saw him clearly in the pics in the link. He’s tiny and looks like he fell in a vat of bleach. I wonder if the other pandas make fun of him?

    • Smartypants October 4, 2016 / 12:18 pm

      I see him too – also in the Daily Mail pix, there’s another gray & white one toward the far right of the platform – less pronounced, though.

  5. Birdcage October 4, 2016 / 11:51 am

    There’s part of me that loves the one who goes against the grain. The rogue. The rebel. The one who sees the opportunity to escape and takes it! The wakeful one who doesn’t nap when told. The rest of them look eerily photoshopped onto a green screen.

    • AB October 4, 2016 / 12:01 pm

      I’d identify more with the rebel who takes a nap whether he’s told to or not! But then my spirit animal is a sloth.

  6. Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 12:11 pm

    Awash in fuzzy butts – life is good.

  7. Smartypants October 4, 2016 / 12:19 pm

    Rogue Panda: “I meant to do that!”

    Also – Rogue Panda is my new band name…

  8. dubravkamcvmd October 4, 2016 / 1:08 pm

    I read an article recently about one of the reasons panda populations are in trouble. Apparently the female is only in heat for something like 24 – 36 hours each year, and THEN she’s very choosy. Plus, since mating is such a rare thing, pandas don’t see other pandas having at it so they don’t know what to do. In China they’ve taken to showing them panda porn.

    • Doug October 4, 2016 / 1:23 pm

      .. yet .. on the “P.P.” .. hehe

  9. Doug October 4, 2016 / 1:22 pm

    Question of the moment: What sound does a Panda make ?

    “Boing” when he lands on this nose

    • Skimpy October 4, 2016 / 3:55 pm

      πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    • Emmberrann October 4, 2016 / 4:51 pm

      I would have thought it would be more like “ouch” in Chinese.

  10. hilz October 4, 2016 / 3:40 pm

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I wish I loved anything as much as pandas love falling over.

  11. fkaWaldenPond October 4, 2016 / 6:20 pm

    Please. Someone. Who has access to photoshop kindly insert a panda head on Chow Yun-Fat’s visage. (Yes, he is dreamy but work with me peeps.) πŸ˜€

  12. Jakepets October 5, 2016 / 12:16 am

    From the interwebs:
    Giant pandas are born tiny (about 100g or 4 ounces), blind, white and helpless. The mother cradles her tiny cub in a paw and doesn’t leave the den for several days after giving birth, even to drink. Cubs soon develop soft gray fur, which becomes coarser and develops its black and white pattern in a month.

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