13 thoughts on “Captain, I’ve Got a Cling-on!

  1. allein 🐾 April 26, 2017 / 12:59 pm

    Love the little stand-up-look-around. “Mom! Mom!! Help!!”

  2. debg April 26, 2017 / 1:11 pm

    Reminds me of one of the only non-dirty jokes I know:
    What do toilet paper and the starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus and wipe away traces of Klingon.

  3. Mal April 26, 2017 / 1:19 pm

    One Morning in Maine, Blueberries for Sal, and now, The Great Scallop Caper.

    Mmmm, scallops with capers ….

  4. Gigi the cat lady April 26, 2017 / 1:21 pm

    The little bear wanted to play but Beth just clammed up.

  5. EdmundH April 26, 2017 / 1:26 pm

    Those seagulls are waiting to go all “MINE! MINE! MINE!” on the scallop.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike April 26, 2017 / 1:49 pm

      And when you consider that they’ll go after dentures (see today’s Links), I wouldn’t put it past them.

  6. Emsthemonster April 26, 2017 / 1:53 pm

    I also want such an elegant clam shaped handbag!

    And now something completely different: will this bloody flu ever end?
    I am going to have a sixpack from coughing soon. People just look at me shocked when I try to say hello as I emit banshee shrieks instead of words. The only positive side : I didn’t
    have to spend much money on food lately. Nvm me, impatient monster is impatient.

  7. Juno April 27, 2017 / 10:15 am

    This needs a voice-over by those British guys. “IT’S GOT ME LEG!!”

    • allein 🐾 April 27, 2017 / 10:19 am

      Oh my god yes!

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