Residents are advised to look out for an insurance scam artist currently at large. As seen in this video, the perpetrator pretends to collide with a vehicle and feign injury, hoping to collect insurance money or to be bought off with tuna.
“Oh hai, Mom! I’m going on a ‘venture! I gots carrots, and hay, and a map that I drew myself! I’m going to look for buried treasure!”
Patty-cake, patty-cake, Maru-san
Maru plays nicely with mommy’s hand
But when it’s Hana’s turn, she don’t play that
With a slap and a whap she shuts it down flat
Isn’t Hana normally the nice one, Andrew Y.?
Happy Caturday! This weekend’s cat comes from reader muppet2171: “This is Penny…She just looks like she’s waiting for an explanation here.”