Put on a Happy Fez

“Ah — welcome, Professor LeStrange. I trust your journey from Cairo was an uneventful one. I regret that we must meet in such a remote location, but my employers are most desirous to avoid unwanted attention. So, the lost squeaky toy of Tutankhamun — you have brought it, have you not?”

“In return I offer a jeweled dagger, which my associate will be plunging into your back momentarily.”

Via Twitter.

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Links: The Opposite of Faceplant

And finally: And a Beaver Shall Lead Them

On the plains of Saskatchewan, 150 cows decided to follow a beaver, because seriously they’re cows and what else is there to do? Right, Michelle P., Andrew Y. and Sharon H.?

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