Reader Douglas L. sent in a picture to remind me that today is Star Wars Day. That’s odd, I don’t remember Princess Leia enjoying her time in Jabba’s palace this much.
“Ah — welcome, Professor LeStrange. I trust your journey from Cairo was an uneventful one. I regret that we must meet in such a remote location, but my employers are most desirous to avoid unwanted attention. So, the lost squeaky toy of Tutankhamun — you have brought it, have you not?”
“Hello there. We’re ‘The Barcarolles,’ and we’re the world’s only barkershop quartet. May we interest you in a medley of old-timey classics in four-part harmony in exchange for a plate of hamburgers?”
And finally: And a Beaver Shall Lead Them
On the plains of Saskatchewan, 150 cows decided to follow a beaver, because seriously they’re cows and what else is there to do? Right, Michelle P., Andrew Y. and Sharon H.?