Short End of the Stick

Ah, it’s good to be an alpha dog. When you’re an alpha, you’re the leader of the pack. You get respect.

And it means you can fetch the really big sticks, the ones that smaller dogs only wish they could fetch…

… no matter how they try.

You LIE! I totally fetched this myself! (Imgur)

This is a fake, but it’s too funny, and Sharon H. and Dana D. thought so too.

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Links: Ruh-Roh!

And finally: What a Lucky Ducky!

Atún was going to be a duck dinner, but a nice family brought him home instead where he rules the roost like a winner. (via Faye)

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Links: Wanna See My Party Trick?

And finally: Honk!

Sub(honk)mitted (honk) by (honk) Andrew (honk) Y. (honk)

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