“(Um, OK… she’s asleep. Now what do I do? What if I need to move or something? What if I get an itch? Not that I have an itch, but I could get an itch, in fact I probably will get an itch unless I stop thinking about… darn it, now I have an itch.)”
File this under “nice problems to have,” Andrew Y. (Via Imgur.)
Today is National Hot Dog Day, the day we get to thank The portable pup that fills you up, the handy, humble frank It’s great with mustard and relish, that’s a winner every time Or chili or ‘kraut, without a doubt. But not ketchup, that’s a crime. But no matter what we pile on top, we prize what’s underneath That’s why I say on my hot dog today I want nothing but my teeth!