In the cozy sitting room tucked away inside his palatial Palm Springs estate, billionaire Peter Percival Porkenbarrel unwinds after a tiring day of being extremely rich. Surrounded by the accouterments of comfort and style, he is particularly pleased with his latest acquisition, a portrait by the painter Malcolm Oink-Hogge.
I hear he has a silk purse, Sharon H. (via Imgur.)
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