Happy Caturday! Today’s kitties come from Emsthemonster, who writes: “Let me introduce my kitties, the big white one is Felix, the tiny, ever naughty tabby is Marci. They are pleased to meet you even if they look sleppy.”
Oh, sure — The Elf on the Shelf sells like hotcakes every year, but when I try to make The Cat on the Shelf a thing? Nobody even notices! This is just another example of how Big Elf and their anti-cat agenda are holding me back!
Get a load of Mr. High and Mighty, Andrew Y. (via Imgur.)
“Myrrh?! Who the hell brings myrrh to a baby shower?! How about one of you bearded wackos run down to Zabar’s and get me some tuna or a can of Friskies, now that’s a gift I can use! Sheesh, and you call yourselves wise guys!”