Oh, hello there. Everyone’s out at lunch and they put me in charge. They didn’t show me how to answer the phone or use the computer or anything, they just told me to hold down the fort. What’s a fort?

Oh, hello there. Everyone’s out at lunch and they put me in charge. They didn’t show me how to answer the phone or use the computer or anything, they just told me to hold down the fort. What’s a fort?


People, via NTMTOM
Skimpy shares this tense encounter as a kindly villager rescues a thirsty cobra.
Brace for impact! Assume crash position! Belleh snorgle in three… two… one…

You’re a sleepy golden retriever in need of a nap, but there’s a feisty kitten on the attack! Fortunately you have a husky friend to keep him busy.
