Links: I Have Some Concerns

And finally: No Touchy the Pinchy!

Touchy da pinchy

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A Nosevember Hero

Reader Laura H. writes: “Mike, this is a picture I took the other day of our cocker spaniel Sebastian. He’s is nearly 5 years old (in spite of the grey on his muzzle), and to our complete delight, he’s been approved to join his sister Melody the greyhound as a therapy dog! In fact, this is his ID photo for the therapy group, Paws for Friendship. We adopted him about a year ago, and he’s become a fun and hilarious member of the family. And he has a great nose, doesn’t he?”

The rest of me’s pretty cute too!
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Mr. Smooth

(All right, just play it cool. You can do this. Act interested, but not too interested. Remember to smile, but keep it natural, not forced. Just hold the flower, and say…)

HELLO I AM NOT NERVOUS AND I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH AND SO I BROUGHT YOU A FLOWER TO HAVE YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BOWL WITH SOME WATER OR IN YOUR HAIR I THINK YOU ARE VERY PRETTY AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS NOW OK BYE!

(Yes! Nailed it!)

“I got you a flower.”

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