“I’m real sorry for all the trouble I caused. That guy I kicked through the bar window, and all the tables I smashed up, I’m sorry about that. And Mabel’s China Shop next door. And Snyder’s House of Historically Important Ceramics across the street. And the Emporium of Dangerous Unmixable Chemicals in Flimsy Glass Vials next to that, and…”
U.S. Policeman Detains Donkey, smashmitted by Arne.
You certainly rock with words: flimsy! Love it! 🙂
I bet that’s not the first sorry ass the officer has had to transport. Flimsy glass vials… Omgosh.
I’m not sure that’s what the boss meant when he said to haul your a** down to the station.
Ba-ZING!!! 😀 😀 😀
(FYI, this site doesn’t have a list of “bad words” that trigger moderation.)
Yet.
Hmn, I’m not really convinced that I’m going to need a “bad words” list. If there was a commenter using bad words purely to offend, I’d sooner ban that user.
But the Mod Lounge was a fun place to congregate…unless, are you telling me? Is there a stash of libations and scrumptious snacks available to *all* who comment, not just the ones who know where to look? Really? Please make mine three fingers of Buffalo Trace bourbon, neat, please.
“Oh, geez – I think I gotta barf… Nope. I’m OK now.”
Heh, heh, heh… considering the position of poor donkey’s head, that was the perfect “Fargo” quote and now I wish I’d used that in the hovertext instead. 🙂
Having lived with similar creatures, I don’t think barfing is on the docket, but there will be teeth marks on that door. Guaranteed!
Awww. Donkey fur is so soft. I bet those ears are like velvet.
I don’t know why the name Norman Police is funny. I guess because I thought it read Normal Police at first glance. As opposed to the Abnormal Police. That’s Abby Normal between friends.
But when the door is open it is Normal ice as opposed to…..
Abnormal Ice. Great name for a heavy metal band. Or a fantastic mixed drinks ingredient. I’ll have that with abnormal ice, please.
For some reason I’m thinking that involves Jaegermeister/grain alcohol/absinthe in a mug of ice.
Need to serve that in the mod lounge/
Cheers!