I’ve been talking back to my spammers lately and posting my best efforts to Facebook, but I’m going to start posting them here as well from now on.
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I’ve been talking back to my spammers lately and posting my best efforts to Facebook, but I’m going to start posting them here as well from now on.
Comments are closed.
Rock Distant should constantly basically be forced to diagram his own sentences.
How about we have some fun with NTMTOM’S reply? What would be your p star name? (Keeping it clean, folks). Take the name of a street where you have lived and combine that with the name of your first pet. Mine would be Sheena Fluffy. ?
I’d be Holbrook Traveler. I sound like a Harper Lee character.
I’d be Heidi Pine.
Or I could be West Highland Heidi.
Playing by that rule my porn name would be Princesse de L’église.
In English Princess of the church, not very X Rated in either language LOL!
Mine would be Ninth Thunder.
Freedom Pistachio!
I would be Glendale Husky….. Wow that sounds horrible!!!!!
Not as bad as Bambi Prospect Park West!
I’d be Quasimodo St. James, not too far from Prospect Park!
Ha Ha!!
This particular run of names is totally killing me, people.
I would be Hemingway Jimmy, not very exciting except for devotees of a certain macho author.
Louisiana Ginger. I might not do too badly with that.
Redonda Jericho.
She’s got spurs on her boots.
Welcome to the site, sepaz! 🙂
Winding Darling. First address: Winding Lane. Current Pet: Dorothy Darling. Sounds like I’m a pole dancer!!
Sunrise Blossom!
Pansy “the Polecat” Clarkson. At your service.
‘Thorndale Smokey’ I guess that makes me ‘alt’.
Princess Henry, pretty au courant!
Maple Blackie – what am I, a Canadian gangster?
Sounds like a type of holiday cookie.
Ha ha
The Girl Guides of Canada will be selling them next year.
WHERE DO I SEND MY MONEY?
Sounds good! Maple syrup and, say, either dark chocolate or black walnut pieces? Om Nom Nom.
These are so funny! Thanks everyone! ?
Thanks for getting it started!
Shelbourne Snoopy
Er…Sunflower Babe!
Southeast Buffy *cringe*
Maple Cedar. I’ll take my boughs and leaf now.
Lol
Olaus Patricia.
But, but, but, I’m a man damn it! 👿
Go with it Arne.
Kilborne Auggie. I think maybe I work on an oil rig down undah!
Lilac Tokyo.
Rawr.
17 Nibbles.
Seriously.
hahhahahahah! Welcome, new commenter!
Daisy Ashbrook
That’s the least porn-y name possible. That’s the name of the little girl with pigtails who lives across the street. All the little boys are in love with her. She’s a sweet heart – the kind of kid who saves earthworms from the Dread Sidewalk of Dryness after a rainstorm. She shares her toys with her baby brother without being asked, and eats all her vegetables.
But then as fate would have it…
…as fate would have it the college application officer accidentally changed an h to an s and her application was sent to a “different school” and Daisy’s idyllic life along with her idyllic name took a drastic change…
….drastically shuttled into the school of hard knocks, Daisy made use of her well nourished mind and past experiences: She networked with her old neighborhood contacts and her brother, who remembered her fondly, and who were more than happy to bankroll her startup Worm Farm. Assbrook became the signature name for QUALITY in the worm biz.
Daisy once again idyllic. She…
JoJo Washington.
Wow…
I don’t mean to hijack this fun thread, but what is the point of this kind of spam? I used to get odd little snippets, sometimes full paragraphs that seemed to *almost* have a narrative flow. I actually quite liked them. I pretended they were avante-garde poetry. But I’m not sure what the spambots are meant to accomplish.
My porn name would be Kippy Fellows.
The spammers are trying to put links to their sites on my blog by entering a webpage address along with the comment. I assume this is part of an effort to increase Google search ranking for the target page, or perhaps to direct human traffic to a page that infects computers with malware. I delete any links from the post before I reply, so whatever the purpose is, it fails.
Brengle Cheddar
🙂
I’d eat that. On triscuits.
🙂
I have to say, as pron-y as some of these names sound, a lot of them sound like characters from one of P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves and Wooster books (which are quite funny!) The stories feature an amiable young man-about-town (Bertie Wooster), regularly rescued from the consequences of his idiocy by the benign interference of his valet Jeeves.[
If you’ve never heard of Wodehouse or Jeeves and Wooster, I strongly recommend renting the Jeeves & Wooster TV series with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie…SO good. And they are why I just can’t watch Hugh Laurie as a gloomy American doctor in House!
Wodehouse or Python, both work for me in the name department.
Route 3 Sandy. Make of that what you will…
Oh my gosh! Too funny.
? Hysterical!
Route 3 Sandy might be my fav porn name of the bunch!
Route 3 Sandy for the win!
Hmmm… Unfolds map…
I was gonna suggest the NTMTOM add a section for spamade here. Woohoo he’s got the best snark around.
Fluffy Tim
Have you ever considered about including a little bit more than just your articles?
I mean, what you say is important and all. However imagine if you
added some great graphics or videos to give your posts
more, “pop”! Your content is excellent but with images and
video clips, this website could certainly be one of the most beneficial in its
field. Amazing blog!
That’s… that’s brilliant! I can add pictures to my articles! All these years writing for the Internet, and the secret to success was right under my nose waiting to be discovered!
But what kind of pictures? Industrial equipment? Victorian-era marital aids? Leather-upholstered dishwashers? Keynesian economists riding farm animals? Animals! That’s it! Everybody loves animals! Simple, elegant… Yes! IT… WILL… WORK!!!
Too. Dang. FUNNY! Is it bad that I love this snark SO much? Nah.