September 23, 1982 — Bentley Wackbottom falls behind the couch in his home in Soggytoga Springs, NY, and remains trapped there for an agonizing 112 seconds before he is able to claw his way back to the top.
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Well, sweet Bentley, I promise to move faster next time you disappear, but you must promise that when I find you, grab you and try to kiss that irresistible pink nose of yours you will keep the pointy bits under cover. Deal?
Halp! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
…and my medic alert bracelet fell off and is stuck in the couch cushions!
We’re sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher.
Oh thank goodness! I can’t find my jitterbug phone either.
I am rushing over on my mobility scooter to help you!
And I’m using my Clapper to turn on the lights!
And I, too, am even now hopping on my brand-new Hoverboard to res — EAAUUGH! SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! MY HOVERBOARD JUST CAUGHT FIRE!
I’m busting down the door with my Freedom Edition Hurry-Cane!
And if you get hungry while you’re waiting, I’m also bringing my Veg-O-Matic to chop you up a nice healthy snack!
(Turn on stern voice) This is Alarm Force! State your purpose!” (Turn off Voice Threatening voice)
And I’m wearing my “Miss Belt” to look svelte when I join in!
The authorities Have been notified.
Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life. Slap away!
Shouldn’t the headline be “True Tails of Survival”?
Good point! (and welcome to the site, new commenter, I’m glad to have you here!)
Thanks everyone. I just guffawed out load at work…in a very quiet office… 🙂
Yeah, I think this thread needs some sort of warning label. 🙂
GADS! I mean out LOUD, not load…
Hey, I live quite close to Soggytoga Springs, NY!
That couch is just begging to be shredded.
Does everyone on Earth own that particular style couch at one point?
I have that tv ladder that folds into 105 positions. I’m sure kitty can climb under over and out using position number 92 with the additional whatsis attached.
And it should be!
Does the fact that Bentley’s ears are three colors have anything to do with his attraction to the hideous three colors divan?
Good question! (and welcome to the site, first-time commenter!)