Do my ears deceive me? You dare cast aspersions as to the authenticity of my lustrous moustache, do you? This outrage shall not go unanswered, ruffian! Kindly remove yourself from this reputable taphouse and accompany me to the adjoining side street, where I shall defend my honor in a most ungentlemanly fashion!
Dog with a Mustache, by ginnerobot, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Oh no. Not even our pets are safe from hipster mustaches. Run puppy RUN!!
If only it were true!! Quite jaunty.
Using the Marquis of Fantailler rules, of course.
Know if you knew the history of your country…
Baldersnock and foddle-waddle! Is you best hovertext yet, you’ve outdone yourself NTMTOM.
Oh, and ‘malarkey’ too (thank you, Joe Biden) – I love malarkey!
Let’s not forget about jiggery-pokery!
Applesauce!
I didn’t realize that there were so many people here who appreciate Justice Scalia — when he’s on the dissenting side.
And don’t forget this new word, thanks to a certain political figure I’d hoped had gone back to Alaska permanently to look at Russia from her house: “Squirmishes”!
Worm orgy?
Funny! And gross!
Nope, SP meant “skirmishes”.
Rhymes with Knishes. Yum.
Coney Island blueberry knishes–the BEST!
Potato for me, with a side of heartburn. Lol.