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15 thoughts on “Just Keep Functioning, Just Keep Functioning…”
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allein March 14, 2016 / 10:00 am
Um…I think something malfunctioned.
Is there someone who can try unplugging Mike and plugging him back in?
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Darn! My NTMTOM just broke down, I hope the Geek Squad can fix him fast.
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That mnemonic – well done!
I snorted out loud at the third para – definitely one for the coffee table book.
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debg March 14, 2016 / 10:33 am
Mr. Tailwind is the wind beneath our wings?
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Maya March 14, 2016 / 10:53 am
No, he is the wind beneath our tails! 🙂
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That’s…not usually a wind you want to be behind.
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You are so right.
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Mike: **This mnemonic takes the form of the phrase “I am capable of performing cognitive functions, and therefore this is evidence that I remain in a functioning state of existence.” **
Hmm, given the total failure that occurred at the end – covered up with a lame “NO CARRIER” message, I have some friendly advice: ditch the overlong mnemonic, simply pinch yourself in a delicate spot – if it hurts, you KNOW you are fully functioning.
YES, YOU ARE FUNCTIONING AND LOVED!!! 😀 😀-
I pinch, therefore I am.
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Ricky's Mom March 14, 2016 / 1:09 pm
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birdcage March 14, 2016 / 4:55 pm
That was so bizarre. Maybe it’s the time change, maybe it’s the raw food cleanse that I’m doing, but I laughed like a hyena.
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*splurts coffee* ?
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Alison March 14, 2016 / 3:24 pm
Spam bots everywhere are dreaming of being featured on your site.
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Saffron March 15, 2016 / 10:06 am
Stay functioning, Pony Boy.
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ghghghg
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Keep functioning ,fantastic job!
Dear Mr. Tailwind:
Thank you for your kind wishes. I enjoy functioning, and indeed my current plans call for me to remain functioning for the foreseeable future as I find that this condition affords a greater range of career and recreational possibilities compared to my colleagues in the non-functioning community.
In fact, I regard functioning to be so vital to my aspirations that I have adopted a mental regimen to verify that I remain in a functioning state, employing a memory aid, also known as a mnemonic. This mnemonic takes the form of the phrase “I am capable of performing cognitive functions, and therefore this is evidence that I remain in a functioning state of existence.” It is a cumbersome phrase, I must regretfully admit, and I am casting about for a shorter and more memorable means of expressing it.
This task and many others should should assure my functioning for many years to come, and you may be certain that I will crayon toadstool turkey baster blort blort f’tweep ehpppppppp;hekwwwkhlkajhe)gg&+++++++++++++ NO CARRIER