Shout-out to Mikeyfur and jenipediaย for showing the tip jar some love! Thanks!
As wonderfulย as that is, I have even more exciting news — reader Sharon G. had a blessed event! “My toothbrush gave birth last night!” she writes, and enclosed a photo of the happy family:
I dunno, something is fishy here – a blue and a red should not be able to have a yellow or green, unless it’s a recessive gene in the family… maybe Mom jumped the fence… I feel another daytime drama coming on.
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Paging Maury Povich… Maury Povich to the white courtesy phone…
Ha! Perfect!
CONGRATULATIONS to the new Mom & Dad!!!
Maybe they always come in fours? I guess the bristles don’t come in till they’re older.
Good one!!
I see it’s a mixed marriage, dad is Oral B and mom is GUM. There’s nothing wrong with that but they’ll have to decide in what brand they’ll raise the kids. Of course they could always go for generic.
Gigi, I thought the same thing! Great minds and all that. . .
I’m slightly disturbed.
Don’t we all recommend adopting from rescue groups? We’re these tooth brushes purchased from a brush mill? Why weren’t they spayed and neutered?
However, if I am to use tooth picks, I do prefer them purchased new.
Also, whoooo is an oooochie cutie ooogy wooogie? Does you need a belly welly scritching?
Note to self, figure out which side is the belly.
I love everyone’s sense of humor. Thank you for the smiles. ๐
Everyone already came up with so many good jokes! That makes me feel better about plugging another adorable birth that happened last night– I follow @myfosterkittens on Instagram religiously and foster kitty Mildred had at least 5 little babies! I super recommend checking it out, watching those little goobers grow up will be so awesome. The foster mom is wonderful too, and a huge TNR advocate. ๐
Here’s a link to that: https://www.instagram.com/myfosterkittens/