Starting from a central origin point, if Cat A begins napping along the X axis at 20 honk-shus per second, and Cat B begins napping along the Y axis at 15 honk-shus per second, how many minutes will it take them to arrive at Magical Meelks Fountain in Kitty Dreamland?
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I must have slept through this course, Tina M.
I don’t know but I volunteer to be the line of data that meets the axes at 0.
I have forgotten all my maths. Must sign up for this course: Catculus 101. They grade on a curved tail system.
You might also want to brush up on your geomeowtry.
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Maybe also purrbability and stat-hiss-tics.
Stat-hiss-tics!!! Yes! And we don’t get enough mentions of honk-shus, Mike!
I think that was the first time I used the term on this site. I’ll try to sneak it in more often.
How many minutes… Um, cutie pi squared?
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At 3.78 honk-shus Cat A will atain Meelks while Cat B will just honk-shu. At least until a human comes to kiss the axis of snorgle.
Thank you, new visitor (and welcome)! Just the answer we were looking for! 😀
This makes my biological clock hurt.
And based on those tummies and sleepy eyes, I’d say they’ve been to the fountain recently.
Mine also, Duckie!! I thought the very same thing — these two are dangerous, inspiring crazy thoughts about bebehs and the urge to cuddle ANYTHING small, sweet and fuzzy regardless of species, number of limbs, gender or form.
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I probably would’ve been better at math if all the lessons involved kittens!
Me, too.
These two are SO ADORABLE!!! and I should be more resistant because I foster kittens, I have three that would have looked like these a few weeks ago. OMG they are so cute it hurts!
The crossed little paws did me in!!
Me too!
Yes! The pawsies and feetsies!
There needs to be a third kitty to form a cute triangle. Get it… a cute triangle? OK, I’ll are myself out
Um, that should be “see myself out”.
And the hypotenuse would then be the hypote-mews…
I love the Geometry jokes.
Just want to say: Loving all the math puns in this thread! 😀 😀 😀
The noise a cat makes:
Ded.
This thread is so full of awesomeness 🙂 no new puns- just infinite thumbs up to everyone and gentle skritches for the sleepy kittehs
Before he even saw the comments, my husband said “They’re laid out on cat-esian co-ordinates.”
I’m an English major, myself. 🙂
(Love the site, Mike. Thanks for keeping the funny cute going.)
HAH! Ten points to your husband, and welcome to the site!
I was an English major, too, but I used to work for a math journal publisher, so I love a good math pun.
I don’t know, I don’t do math on Fridays. 😛 Also I’m still trying to figure out how my 7 pound cat magically becomes a 20 pound cat when she’s lying on my stomach and/or bladder!
Cats have variable mass.
Good point! (and since this is your first comment, welcome and have fun here!)
too bad I’m in loss for cat math puns :(. No matter hard I try, just some stupid stuff like cataclysm of cute comes to my mind 😀
Hey, I like it – it would be cat-astrophic to miss out on a good pun 😀
(I have seen this picture elsewhere on the interwebs) and the meme went something like this: purrrpendicular.
Welcome, Cats.JustCats! Yeah, I saw that too, and it was so clever! 😀