Ahh, what a superb day. Clear blue sky and a field of beautiful flowers lined up in a row. Well, mostly in a row, there is that one flower standing out from the others, kinda spoiling the organic flow of the scene… But hey, I’m not going to think about that tiny imperfection because I have a full day lined up — I mean, planned — and I want to get straight, er, immediately to it, and I won’t even — even! I’m not even going to obsess over how even things would look if it weren’t for that one… stupid… flower that arrogantly refuses to grow the same height as the others!
Via Imgur.
*plucks long and short flowers, trims stems to even lengths, places in vase on kitchen table*
*plucks corgi, places on lap on couch*
There, perfect!
*sets of Allein’s smoke detector*
*steals corgi during ensuing kerfluffle*
*runs and hides*
*plays distressed parrot noises to lure Birdcage out of hiding*
*steals corgi back*
*runs inside and locks door*
Now you two, sit down and discuss this calmly. (Meanwhile, I will abscond with this stubbular cutie. Bw hahaha! )
Allein doesn’t play fair!!!! *pouts*
Says the one who would set off the smoke detector!
Distressed parrot noises? Rofl.
Y’all amuse me greatly!?
CDO…like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.
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That. Is. Funny.
I have seen that on tee shirts and considered buying them for a couple of people!
I actually did buy that shirt for a friend of mine. I SO wish I could take credit for it tho.
See? Somebody else gets it! 😀 😀 😀
NTMTOM, you’ve been listening to my inner monologue again, haven’t you? 😀
Yours too? 🙂
The reason the one tulip is taller is because the doggis is balancing it on his nose! The two shorties are obviously paying respects to their stubular god. Get a grip. All is as it should be.
The two shorties are flowers?!?! I thought he was talking about his hind legs!
Hahaha.
Is it my imagination, or is the taller flower actually a different color as well? That bugs me much more than the height discrepancies! ??????
I think we need to see more of The Adventures of Obsessive-Compulsive Corgi.
Welcome to the comments, great to see a new face! I would love to have more “Obsessive-Compulsive Corgi,” just as soon as I find a photo that’s completely perfect in every way. (*eyes twitching*)
A perfect picture of perfect perfectionistic perfectionism would be just perfect for us perfectionists if you post it perfectly.