And now, my fellow acolytes of The Most Unholy Temple of urk-Thu’ul, we await the moment of the Master’s arrival. We have done all that the ancient scrolls have commanded: Gathered on this mountaintop in Peru, closest point on the astral pathway to planet Murkulon VII; painstakingly reconstructed the Pentagram of Ra from fragments and clues gathered over centuries; waited until the precise moment of the celestial alignment that happens only once every 666 years; and summoned the master with the incantation “Wiki-wiki Zumm Narge Yip-Yop ka-Bingle!”
Now we need only wait, and soon from the pentagram shall emerge the unholy beast, its glistening tentacles eager to feast on the — wait a minute! That’s not the Master! Carl, are you sure it’s “Yip-Yop ka-Bingle” and not “Yop-Yip ka-Bingle“? Well, then, what in the name of heckfire did we just summon?
Via Imgur.
It’s a cat. Of course it’s the Master.
It is the Master/Missy, back from the dead and regenerated yet again!
Appologies to the non-Woovians on this site.
Why can’t (s)he stay dead? Whose lives were sucked up THIS time?
On the bright side, it’ll be a lot more fun than the last season. I look forward to Capaldi eventually vanquishing the Master/Missy with a catnip mouse & the laser pointer feature on the sonic screwdriver.
Laser pointer on the sonic screwdriver. Lol! Of course.
I just had to check if it exist and it does!!
http://www.zavvi.com/toys-gadgets/doctor-who-electronic-sonic-screwdriver-collection-wave-3-8th-dr-laser-screwdriver/10979464.html?utm_source=googleprod&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=gp_toys&affil=thggpsad&switchcurrency=CAD&shippingcountry=CA&gclid=CLO5gdf9pc0CFZM6gQodCPYGGA&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CIv2xtf9pc0CFZRDNwod-QkIhA
You seem surprised.
I say they can out better with this summon. Snorgles all around!
Are there any other kind of hair balls?
Hang on: isn’t “urk-Thu’ul” the sound of an imminent hair ball? You’re in the wrong temple! Now you’ve done it.
Exactly the sound of a hair ball coming up. Especially at 2:00 am.
Man, I have no idea where all this comes from but it’s funny anyway!?
Somewhere there’s a bunch of Mayans huddled unearth their beds. And why is Stephen King cowering in the corner? It’s just an unholy demon summoned from, nevermind.
Why could they just summon Gachnar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IhtXMYR97s
Just in case anyone is wondering, that arcane mystic circle underneath Kitty is actually the sigil for Sakura Kinomoto in young-girls-aimed anime/manga series Card Captor Sakura, so whatever is being summoned, we can be sure it’s gonna be cute, and probably offer some profound but vaguely worded life advice before it departs.
Don’t tell anyone, but “Wiki-wiki Zumm Narge Yip-Yop ka-Bingle!” is my new password.