And All This Time I’ve Been Using a Pig Iron

Here’s a life skill you didn’t know you needed: How to uncurl and re-curl a pig’s tail, which could be handy if your pig has gone out of adjustment.

“Who knew?” asks Karen F.

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22 thoughts on “And All This Time I’ve Been Using a Pig Iron

  1. allein June 17, 2016 / 4:41 pm

    That is hysterical. 😀 Now I want to find a pig and try this.
    (Also, nice accent, Unseen Man of NTMTOM Land.)

    My hair is the opposite…I curl it, and it straightens itself out as soon as I leave the house.

  2. Madame X June 17, 2016 / 5:16 pm

    Allein, when you live in the tropics, you start out with curly hair, you blow dry it straight, and it curls up again as soon as that hot humid air hits you when you open the door to go outside…

    • Murray C. June 17, 2016 / 5:43 pm

      I have both things happen depending on whether I actually curl my hair or leave it. Curled hair – go out in humidity, it all comes out. Go out in humidity and it’s au natural it frizzes into a poofy nimbus. Charming!

      • Faye June 17, 2016 / 7:39 pm

        Poofy Nimbus. I like their music.

        • Murray C. June 17, 2016 / 8:43 pm

          ?

    • allein June 17, 2016 / 6:56 pm

      My hair has gotten somewhat curlier as I’ve gotten older, but when I was younger…not a chance (at least not without chemicals). I remember curling it for our winter dance in college, and by the time I got to the dance (a five minute walk), all the curl was gone. Don’t know why I bothered.

      • Murray C. June 17, 2016 / 7:06 pm

        Isn’t it funny how these things stay with us? I remember straightening my hair (chemically) when I was maybe a senior in HS and going to the Jersey Shore where I had a job as a Mother’s Helper and it was frizz city from the moment I got there. I had about 3 days of cornsilk and then a frizz bomb.

      • 6rabbits June 17, 2016 / 8:09 pm

        Nearly the same thing happened to me, Allein, except it was with senior pics. My mom made the appt for right after school and by then my lovely curled hair had gone nearly straight. (Hair spray was forbidden to me.) I hate those pictures with a passion!?

        • allein June 17, 2016 / 8:28 pm

          I actually liked my senior pictures. But I didn’t try to curl my hair for ’em. 😉

  3. Juno June 17, 2016 / 5:16 pm

    Well, I fooled you!
    I fooled you!
    I got pig iron!
    I got pig iron!
    I got aaallllllll pig iron!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike June 17, 2016 / 5:41 pm

      Will you just sing the song and forget about the pig iron part?

      • Murray C. June 17, 2016 / 5:51 pm

        Thank you for that – I love Stan Freberg – The Banana Boat song, all his wonderful ads in the 60’s for The Prune Advisory Board. I remember being in the San Franciso building – name escapes me at the moment – where the Prune Advisory Board held sway. I worked nearby a shop called Topeka. Eons ago.

      • Ms Can Opener June 18, 2016 / 1:30 am

        Turn off the bubble machine.

  4. dubravkamcvmd June 17, 2016 / 5:18 pm

    I love English accents and humor, or humour, I guess it is.

  5. Phred's Mom June 17, 2016 / 5:27 pm

    Knew there was something missing in my repertoire.
    Now I am complete. *sigh*. But wait, I still have to
    get over the algebra hurdle.

    • Murray C. June 17, 2016 / 7:06 pm

      You and me both. Sigh.

  6. Faye June 17, 2016 / 5:33 pm

    Who knew, indeed. I’m wondering what was this gent doing when he made the discovery? Pig tickling?

    Hmmm, this might come in handy at the Pug Spa.

    • 6rabbits June 17, 2016 / 8:17 pm

      Yes. I, too, wondered how he gained this specific knowledge! Perhaps I can experiment on a friendly pig at the 4-H Fair??

    • Smartypants June 17, 2016 / 9:45 pm

      Is ‘pig tickling’ anything like ‘incubating a sprinkler’? 😀

      • Murray C. June 17, 2016 / 11:59 pm

        ?

  7. Gigi_the cat lady June 17, 2016 / 9:29 pm

    I was expecting him to run his finger the other way to curl the tail back up.
    I wonder if that would work? Now I want to find a pig and try it!

    • allein June 17, 2016 / 9:46 pm

      Me too!

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