“Camera one, get a wide shot on the jugglers… Camera two, give me some crowd reaction… Camera three, you’re out of focus… Camera one, pan slowly across the tap-dancing ostriches… Stand by, camera four… Camera three, tilt up a little, you’re giving me sidewalk and sneakers… Camera four, pull back so we see the pontiff actually on the unicycle… Camera three, why am I seeing a vending machine? Pan left! Stand by, camera two… Camera three, stop shooting that girl picking her nose! Do you have any idea what you’re doing?”
Via Imgur.
Quit tryin’ to bamboo-zle us, Mike!!!
Trying to come up with a eucalyptus joke…failing…
Ha! I was trying to as well and well, I can barely come up with my name right now.
I’ve been at work for almost two hours and I’m just now finally getting to eat breakfast.
Oops, that’s what they eat; pandas eat bamboo. I blush? “You clipped us” – how to make that work…..
That’s okay–it was funny anyway!
Hey! What happened to the “subscribe to this post” button?
Hey, Murray, how’s it going?
Pretty well, Duckie. I wrote on another post that I may have accidentally deleted an email from you? – I couldn’t find the one you referred to.
Mike, your headline is extraordinary. I so needed a big belly laugh this morning, and as always, you delivered.
This little guy belongs in front not behind the camera!
Tap dancing ostriches, the Pope on a unicycle, and a koala running the camera?? I want to be at that party!!!!! Would be more fun than being at work today, ugh.
Pope Chihuahua does not ride a unicycle. He rides in a bullet-proof Fisher-Price car.
Allein, you’ve outdone yourself here.
I might consider Catholicism if the pope was a Chihuahua.
Pope Chihuahua might have a bone to pick with you about that. LOL!!!!
Dogholicism, then?
Dogma. Not as strong as Karma.
My karma ran over my dogma.
Snerk! I almost lost it at this one, it’s too funny.
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Glad you’re back, Murray.
? thanks, me, too. Even tho’ I have to hunt and peck on my iPad I’m getting faster at it!
Glad to hear things are getting better for you! Keep on keeping on!
Ditto!
Pope Chihuahua. My kind of religion.
Most excellent commentagery Mike. Your imagination is a funny, quirky, slightly scary but funny! place. And that koala’s rounded fuzzy belly is just too adorable!