Although most cats are at least slightly evil, a select few are actually the Prince of Darkness himself. Measure the diabolic nature of your cat by looking for these telltale signs:
- Unlike normal cats, only shows aversion to holy water;
- Hairballs melt through floors;
- Plays the accordion;
- Agrees to cuddle only if you surrender your immortal soul;
Via Imgur.
Plays the accordion ?! Ginger Ale hurt when it’s coming out of your nose!
Me, too! Brilliant comic.
Most cats have one thing in common …
They are making plans to take over the world
Does that mean he ate Pinky and the Brain?
Perhaps The Brain. Or Danger Mouse. Or The Brain and Danger Mouse. But this looks like he might be a little too young for hunting.
You’re never too young to hunt for immortal souls. 🙂
Snerk!
Sorry, had to.
I would let her/him! Too cute!
Oh how adorbs!
*in sing song voice* “One is a genius, the other’s insaaaaannneeee!”
Okay, I read the headline as “Is Your Cat Actually Stan?” (As opposed to what, then?)
This kitten is a cute little devil, tho….
Did someone say … Stan ?
LOL!
My cat Dorothy took my soul and knows it. At least this little morsel gave fair warning.
The requirement to hand over your soul is pretty standard in a Kitty Kontract, along with “You must jump to serve my every whim or suffer my wrath” and “If I am awake at 3am, you will be too”
The Bunny Contract is similarly explicit!
“…only shows aversion to holy water…”
This is too much!
Thank you for the funny! It came at a really good time for me.
I just LOVE those ears!
Me too!?
So I took Lily’s hind feet markings to be a heart, but maybe they’re Satan’s Check Mark! (You know, like those little ‘quality checked by Hildegarde’ notes you find in new clothes and things.)
I could be in serious trouble here…
Jan, kittens steal our souls routinely. Watch for signs that you’ve become possessed. And stay on your guard.
Given how spoiled she is already, I’m pretty sure she’s already taken it… sigh.
My boys stole my soul when they fit into each hand, when their fiendish daytime behavior threatens my complacence with this state of affairs, they get all cute and snuggly again and I forget all about the missing soul.
Jan – you can keep posting those feets. Ugh! so cute! 🙂
Hey Mike – I have this site bookmarked on my bookmark bar, but it is not preceded by a small representative icon.
Is it just me? Could you make an icon for the site? a rainbow “C”, perhaps?
Not just you. I hadn’t noticed because my bookmark is still NTMTOM with the red icon. I subscribed to email notifications for new posts so I rarely use the bookmark. We definitely need a cute icon.
Yeah, I really should make one. Thanks for reminding me.
Yes please, I used to love seeing the NTMTOM icon in my bookmark.
Awwwwww! It’s Baby Basement Cat!
This little one looks like an American Curl baby!! Their ears curl toward the center of their heads unlike Scottish Folds whose ears curl down around the sides of their heads. Look on YouTube for American Curl and you’ll see what I’m talking about. I tried putting a picture here but it doesn’t work.
Here you go, two American curl cats
What beautiful cats.
I actually did a sharp intake of my breath upon seeing these cute little cats!!
The cuteness was actually momentarily physically overwhelming!
Reminds me of Dana Carvey on SNL
?? Love the Church lady!!
Me, too! Brilliant comic.
Me too! “Could it be…SATAN!?” became a constant remark uttered by my bro, sis and me! Mom was not much amused, but SNL was one show my dad would have belly laughs during.?
LOL, I kept hearing the Church Lady as I read this post too!
This is a test.
In the event of a true emergency, you will be notified. This is only a test.
😉
Makes me think of Toothless. What a sweetie.
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Perfect.
I LOVE Toothless! ?
I have Toothless. He sits atop my microwave and guards my kitchen.
My immortal soul is SO in trouble.
I didn’t even know there was a breed of cat with flipped back ears. What will they think of next?