“Listen up, maggots, because I’m only going to say this once! HQ gave us orders to clear the park of squirrels and that is exactly what we’re going to do! If I catch any of you recruits not in there chasing the enemy, I will personally put my boot so far up your backside you’ll taste shoe leather for a week! Now CHAAAAAARGE!”
Via Imgur.
I’m not sure “cute” is the correct designation for this, but it sure is funny esp. the “kick butt…taste shoe leather” part.?
It’s a line I intend to use in future. It has many
useful applications.
Oh yeah.
Hovertext!!! 😀 😀
That looks like one bulbous pugster!!!!
Run, squirrels, run!
Bwaaa haaaa haaa! Now that’s what I call large and in charge. Too dang funny.
I wouldn’t dare call Sergant Pugg cute, I’d be afraid he’d bite my head off!
I don’t know about locked, but somebody looks a bit loaded there. Don’t commence anything there Sarg.
Good one, Faye.?
I can’t help thinking about the human who is behind this get-up. There’s a siren on the bike and those look like real bullets!!!?
Not to worry @Murray C., as someone who has spent a fair amount of time around firearms I can say that the bullets look fake to me and the guns are DEFINITELY fake. The barrels are paper thin, way too large to the bullet size, etc.
If Sgt Pug is going to clear the squirrels out of the park he is going to have to do it the old fashion way. My English Setter Jack would be happy to help. 😀
You can’t judge a pug by its looks. They all seem to have that look, but their dispositions are usually delightful. They’d rather lick you than bite (or shoot) you.
So true – my former neighbor had a pug and he was a lover, not a fighter. He was very old and he’d happily stand there and make snuffling noises and wag his little tail for as long as you wanted to pet him.
Swooping in from the *fuuuutuuuure* to elaborate: it’s pretty easy to stick real bullets in real casings to make real cartridges, but without the powder or primer, so they won’t actually work. Only as dangerous as your throwing arm allows. This is how they make punk/black metal bulletbelts.