Myron Has Buyer’s Remorse

(I don’t know… should I have gotten the sidewalk-specific running shoes with the green stripes instead of the all-terrain with the reinforced heel? Or the brown hiking boots with the enhanced tread? Should I have paid extra for the light-up model? Or would the sandals have been a better idea?)

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(Also, the size is a bit of an issue.)
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25 thoughts on “Myron Has Buyer’s Remorse

  1. Julie November 15, 2016 / 1:11 pm

    I love fat, small things: fat puppies, fat kitties, fat babies.

  2. Ms Can Opener November 15, 2016 / 1:16 pm

    My four furry bowling balls all love the smell of ‘feets’. Rather than wearing my shoes, they stick their noses in to smell. While I do shower regularly, their preference still seems odd. When friends drop by and leave their shoes at the door, the four seem to enjoy the new person’s shoes as well. No remorse at my house.

    • DebG November 15, 2016 / 1:38 pm

      Cats are weird. Mine have the same habit.

    • Brouhaha November 15, 2016 / 3:08 pm

      My kitty rolls on my shoes after I take them off.

      • Murray C. November 15, 2016 / 3:11 pm

        Our cat attacks my feet so much so that I thought I must have catnip growing in between my toes.

        • Smartypants November 15, 2016 / 8:39 pm

          I wonder if cats think our foot-perspiration smells like pheromones or oxytocin or something? It certainly seems to make them happy and lovey.

          • Faye November 15, 2016 / 10:23 pm

            Like Dog Fritos paw scent. Best smell ever.

            My Sammigirls paws smelled like warm Fritos and her body smelled like Jasmine rice.

            I used to huff her under the covers. Heaven.

            • fkaWaldenPond November 15, 2016 / 11:02 pm

              🙂

  3. allein ? November 15, 2016 / 2:02 pm

    Your shoes are fine, Kitty. Just get out there and run!

    Or I might just be talking to myself, there. I never listen, though.

    • fkaWaldenPond November 15, 2016 / 11:05 pm

      Nah, start with walking. If not, you will get injured a lot; this is from experience. A good hour walk does better for us than hard continuous running.

  4. Faye November 15, 2016 / 2:04 pm

    Zappos the online shoe vendor has free shipping and free return no questions asked. Looks like Myron has lots of questions. Personally, if I was Myron, i would have gotten the tap shoes instead.

    Too funny.

    • benvolio November 15, 2016 / 3:02 pm

      Time to dance, everybody!

      • allein ? November 15, 2016 / 3:15 pm

        *giggle*

      • Faye November 15, 2016 / 4:12 pm

        Exactly.

    • Murray C. November 15, 2016 / 3:10 pm

      Tap shoes, YES!

  5. Emsthemonster November 15, 2016 / 2:25 pm

    I love this brand of running shoes and the biiig fluffy cat who contemplates the meaning of life looking at them 🙂

  6. Murray C. November 15, 2016 / 3:09 pm

    Mike, you are the silliest, funniest person on earth.

  7. Gigi the cat lady November 15, 2016 / 3:45 pm

    Those are much too big, you should have bought the kitten heel shoes.

    • Amyliz November 15, 2016 / 7:14 pm

      Excellent, Gigi!

  8. Faye November 15, 2016 / 4:13 pm

    Someone has big shoes to fill. Where to start?

  9. Dulcie November 15, 2016 / 5:49 pm

    Is that a tail sticking out between the shoes?
    The look of contemplation (concentration?) on that cat’s face is terribly cute.
    What about PUMAS? Those have got to be the cat’s meeeowww…

  10. Sowmya November 15, 2016 / 6:37 pm

    OMG omg omg!! I have THOSE SAME running shoes! Cat-tested, Myron-approved…

  11. Amyliz November 15, 2016 / 7:17 pm

    I empathize with you, Myron. I almost always have buyer’s remorse when it comes to shoes. They seem comfortable in the store but then wearing them in real life is a whole different story!

    • Muppet2171 November 15, 2016 / 11:57 pm

      Truth.

  12. Faye November 15, 2016 / 10:28 pm

    It looks like Myron is living in the LAUGH of luxury!

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