Invasion of the Pointy Snatchers

“I’m afraid you won’t be leaving, Dr. Spencer,” said Roger. Spencer stared at him in horror. The hedgehog blocking the door looked like Roger, but his expression was vacant, his eyes beady and unblinking. Well, more beady and unblinking. So the pods got to him too, thought Dr. Spencer.

“Soon you will be one of us,” continued “Roger” as more pod-hogs entered the room. “And then you will know there is nothing to fear. You will feel nothing but peace and union. You will be one of us… and one with us.”

They led Dr. Spencer into a greenhouse, filled with alien pods in various stages of transformation. There, among the featureless green orbs, Spencer saw a hedgehog that looked exactly like him, down to the last quill. “This will be you,” said Roger.

[ OMINOUS THEREMIN MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
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37 thoughts on “Invasion of the Pointy Snatchers

  1. Flowerfanatic November 22, 2016 / 12:49 pm

    AWWWW, that’s mean to do that to that cute lil hedgie!! I’ll save you little one!! As I don my leather garden gloves.

  2. Not That Mike The Other Mike November 22, 2016 / 12:54 pm

    I realize this picture looks like a dangerous activity, but the photo appears to have been professionally staged, and so I assume the hedgie was treated gently and with the utmost care.

  3. allein ? November 22, 2016 / 1:13 pm

    • Murray C. November 22, 2016 / 3:02 pm

      ?

  4. Faye November 22, 2016 / 1:24 pm

    You have to stay awake!! O oh, too late!

    I think I hit down button by mistake.

  5. DebG November 22, 2016 / 2:00 pm

    Mike, your posts seem to get better every day. And since they started off at “hilarious and superlatively clever,” I’m not sure how much higher it’s possible to go.

  6. Doug November 22, 2016 / 2:10 pm

    RUN AWAY !!!!

    • Smartypants November 22, 2016 / 5:34 pm

      That was SUCH a great movie – both versions (’50s and ’70s) – I think they tell you so much about the eras they were made in.

    • Ms Can Opener November 22, 2016 / 8:58 pm

      My sisters were just over for Halloween and we watched “Invasion” in honor of the date. For several days after, we kept copying Sutherland’s final scream, shown above for us by Doug. All three sisters are jazzers, and we were surprised to see the Denny Zeitlin did the creepy theremin music. Also, it’s hard to shape your mouth like that.

    • jerzowa November 22, 2016 / 4:23 pm

      I was converted to NTMTOMism by the famous Ballad of Prickly Joe (if I remember the name correctly. Unfortunately, I can’t find it – I mean, the ballad – anywhere. Highest time for this coffee table book, Mike. We just cannot have such gems of your genius go vanish!)

  7. Chase November 22, 2016 / 3:25 pm

    Adorable & hilarious simultaneously!

  8. Doug November 22, 2016 / 3:50 pm

    Everyone knows Mike is straight and to the Pointie

    • Faye November 22, 2016 / 4:38 pm

      Mike is straight and dances on point?! Ok then.

      • Gigi the cat lady November 22, 2016 / 6:41 pm

        • Murray C. November 22, 2016 / 7:08 pm

          And the pointe is?????

          • Duckie ? November 22, 2016 / 9:01 pm

            Much snerking going on here.

        • Faye November 22, 2016 / 9:10 pm

          Yes. All good. ?

  9. Duckie ? November 22, 2016 / 4:36 pm

    ? Twenty of these these things are like the others, twenty of these things are kinda the same.
    But one of these things is not like the others…?

    • AB November 22, 2016 / 4:44 pm

      Lol!

    • Murray C. November 22, 2016 / 4:59 pm

      Hee, hee, cu-u-ute. You’re definitely feeling better, aren’t you, Duckie?

      • Duckie ? November 22, 2016 / 5:09 pm

        The little round white things help…

        • Faye November 22, 2016 / 6:33 pm

          Ha! Save some!

    • ^00^ November 23, 2016 / 2:36 am

      One of these kids is doing his own thing,
      the other three kids are beating him up…

  10. Brouhaha November 22, 2016 / 5:06 pm

    That kinda looks like a hedgehog moshpit, and the podhedgies are carrying the non podhedgie.

    • Murray C. November 22, 2016 / 7:07 pm

      HAH! That’s the BEST!

    • Starfish November 22, 2016 / 10:44 pm

      Hedgehog rock stars have even less reason to stage dive than regular ones, I bet.

  11. AJ November 22, 2016 / 5:59 pm

    This is soooo cute, love me some lil hedgies. Now, totally off topic but as promised I finally figured out how to get photos off my phone so here is one the natives of Hawaii – the ever present roosters.

  12. AJ November 22, 2016 / 6:01 pm

    And here’s one of the state bird – the Nene. Interestingly enough, it shares a common ancestor with the Canadian Goose. According to one tour guide, a flock of geese got blown off course during migration, landed in Hawaii, and just never left. Slight exaggeration but still a cute story.

    • Gigi the cat lady November 22, 2016 / 6:46 pm

      If this Canadian (me) ever lands in Hawaii, she won’t ever leave either!!

      • AJ November 22, 2016 / 7:08 pm

        Oh trust me, I had a hard time leaving the ship and getting my butt back on the plane home. I’m already planning our next trip and if I can swing it, possibly making a move there. Found out hubby’s company has an office there so he can transfer. Hmmmmm, how fast can I pack????????

        • Faye November 22, 2016 / 9:11 pm

          Go for it AJ.

        • Duckie ? November 23, 2016 / 1:16 am

          I’ll tell you what, AJ. You buy a house with extra guest rooms for us, and we’ll all help you pack!

    • Smartypants November 22, 2016 / 11:37 pm

      Very cool! So glad to hear you enjoyed your trip.

    • ^00^ November 23, 2016 / 2:38 am

      Nene.

  13. sugitomo November 23, 2016 / 11:15 am

    I would love for some prankster to come into our office and replace all the various cacti on people’s desks with mini hedgehogs instead.

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