Lives of the Old Masters

Once renowned from Italy to Austria, the baroque composer Freidrich Wilhelm Ribbit (1698 – 1732) was once considered a contemporary of the great Bach himself. Alas, his career ended when an errant blast from a tuba blew him from the conductors podium and down the bodice of the Countess Elena Maria Shoshanna Fofanna Banana of Spain, causing an international incident.

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(I think my powdered wig is nibbling me.)

Scholarly submitted by Andrew Y. (Photo by Tanto Yensen via Bored Panda.)

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13 thoughts on “Lives of the Old Masters

  1. Gigi the cat lady November 25, 2016 / 11:35 am

    OK this has got to be photoshopped but I don’t care, he too cute, but I prefer the name you gave him on Facebook, Johann Sebastian Croak ?

  2. Faye November 25, 2016 / 12:08 pm

    Cracked juxtaposition of zany pic and silly story. Those long Spanish names always make me smile. Exactly riffed, Mr. Mike.

  3. Elaine C Williamson November 25, 2016 / 12:37 pm

    I see you are familiar with The Name Game Mike. Rather dates us both. ?

  4. Murray C. November 25, 2016 / 1:13 pm

    Staged or no, it’s a brilliant pic with equally brilliant witticism attached – if I’d had anything in my mouth I’d be screen-cleaning right now. (I thought the countess was one of the FeFi Fofannas, but I guess not)

  5. Starfish November 25, 2016 / 2:06 pm

    That whole incident wasn’t Ribbit’s fault, though. The original sheet music for his opus “Let Us Proceed to the Hop” never called for a tuba in the first place!

    • dubravkamcvmd November 25, 2016 / 4:53 pm

      “Let Us Proceed to the Hop!” Good one.

      • Murray C. November 25, 2016 / 10:11 pm

        hee, hee. Reminds me, in concept, of a sports cheer I used to say at the extremely few sports games I ever attended – “Repel them repel them; force them to relinquish the ball.” (repeat as needed)

  6. fkaWaldenPond November 25, 2016 / 10:01 pm

    He wrote the ‘Forest Floor Fugue’ with these and with its success he upgraded to conch shells composing the ‘Ocean Canon’ which unfortunately was an echoey wash. *croak*

  7. sugitomo November 26, 2016 / 2:08 am

    Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

  8. Shan November 28, 2016 / 9:45 am

    Jabba the Hut with Princess Lea hair? Ribbit.

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