I Am a Benevolent Ruler

Within my kingdom, peace shall reign and all shall flourish. In return I ask only these things: All subjects shall learn to play the accordion; cars and trucks must have legs instead of wheels; legal disputes shall be resolved with Foosball matches; and the official currency shall be known as the “Hoopty-Doopty.”

Now fetch more of these deep-fried globules; they please me.

Via Instagram.

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15 thoughts on “I Am a Benevolent Ruler

  1. Claire December 8, 2016 / 1:48 pm

    Yay! This is Popeye The Foodie, one of my recent Instagram obsessions! I feel like I found him via Cutetropolis, maybe a links post? I love his floppy ears. So much adorableness to behold:

    https://www.instagram.com/popeyethefoodie/

    • Stressfactor December 8, 2016 / 1:49 pm

      Indeed! Popeye is adorable and also an example of the old Cute Overload adage of “flying with one flap up”.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 8, 2016 / 1:51 pm

      Ah, thanks for the link! I’ve updated the photo credit, because I prefer to link to the original source whenever I can find it.

  2. allein ? December 8, 2016 / 1:50 pm

    Long live the king!

  3. Doug December 8, 2016 / 1:58 pm

    Pupper: All your nuggets are mine and mine alone.

  4. Dana December 8, 2016 / 2:20 pm

    Holy moly, I’m in love with this cute doggie. What earsies!

    • Clairdelune December 8, 2016 / 11:00 pm

      Yep, I agree, the earsies have it!!!

  5. Smartypants December 8, 2016 / 2:32 pm

    All his rules sound eminently reasonable. Call the electoral college!

  6. Amyliz December 8, 2016 / 2:34 pm

    Your wish is my command, King of Cute!

  7. Murray C. December 8, 2016 / 3:06 pm

    He has an absolutely perfect cartoon mouf!

    • Smartypants December 8, 2016 / 3:41 pm

      Yes, and those shoe-button eyes – I’m looking for the Steiff tag.

  8. Ricky's Mom December 8, 2016 / 4:09 pm

    Good golly, that is one cute pupperino.

  9. Muppet2171 December 8, 2016 / 5:43 pm

    I, for one, welcome our new overlord.

  10. Ms Can Opener December 8, 2016 / 6:47 pm

    My four furry wide-loads agree – even a dog would be better than he who was elected

    MEOW

    • Clairdelune December 8, 2016 / 11:04 pm

      MS Can opener: *ENTHUSIASTIC STANDING UP APPLAUSE” 😀 😀

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