“Greetings-humanlings-and-earthloids-We-are-the-brain-slugs-from-the-planet-Blorpitron-You-will-be-assimilated-into-our-superior-culture-But-first-could-somebody-please-explain-why-my-host-organism-keeps-trying-to-lick-its-own-butt-It’s-really-creeping-me-out-man.”
Via Imgur.
I never realized before that octopi make great hats.
An attraction at Walt Disney World features posters of “The Great Goofini” performing daredevil acts, and your comment reminded me of this one:
I need to design a knitted hat like that!
I saw one last winter w/ similar theme – it was a fleece Sherpa hat with tentacles instead of just the two ties – super cute!
There was a Kickstarter I came across for a book with pictures drawn of every US vice president with an octopus on his head. Apparently it’s just naturally funny!
(David Attenborough voice): And here we see the elusive Shibapus in its natural habitat.
I first saw the post on Facebook and read it as “… my host orgasm keeps licking its own butt?” I knew NTMTOM could get a little edgy, but that was way over the edge. 😀
Aaaand of course I just frantically clicked over to Facebook to make sure I didn’t actually type that. (Because the spelling checker would have cheerfully let that one pass right on by, don’t ya know.)
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Joy, that is just beautiful. I’m going to be chuckling for hours.
That octopus surely has full lips!
Who knew that Earth’s salvation would be…butt-licking?
Octo reminds me of one of those crowns with the poofy velvet top.
😀 and I thought shower cap.
That’s no Octo .. that’s a BRAINSLUG … One of us .. One of Us …
Butt licking is futile. You will be ass imulated.
That sounds painful!
Doggie looks so pleased.
Better than having your ass immolated….
You’s guyyssss… giggelleegigigglglleeeelgigglleeee 😀
What?
😛
Snerk.
You shall be Assid refluxinated
That’s happened already.
They’re here already! You’re next! You’re next, You’re next…!
That is one gorgeous doggie and doesn’t he/she know it. Shiba Inu’s are the beauty queens of the dog world. Only they can get away with such a fashion forward hat.
Memo to me: add spaghetti and tomato sauce to list of things not to be eaten while reading this website.
Second memo to me: get better cover for iPad.
Faye and Allein, you are FUNNY!
What? What’d I say?
If invasion is that adorable, I might not miss my free will.