I am fearsome ocelot! The swift and deadly! Why are you not doing the running away from me, and instead persist with the making of the childish goo-goo noises? It angers and confuses me that there is not the fear of me in your hearts that I will soon be ripping from your chests while you scream in the terror! No, you cannot give me the pet-pets! Can’t you see I weel keel you?!
Oh wow – stunningly beautiful! I’ll be scared if it makes you feel better, sweetie.
Sometimes my dogs look at me like that and I’m thankful that they are only seven pounds and can’t eat me.
Unless I pass out.
Wow.
Just wow.
AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH !!!
My Eyes … They Burn !!
Someone put out those laser-eyes on that little one
Yeeaaah…I’ll risk it.
Hey, Kitty, who does your eye makeup?
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(I am reminded of a Valentine from my childhood: “I love you an ocelot!”)
I don’t know bout the rest of pretty-kitty here, but those paws are certainly made for whomping….
Eleven… is that you?!
Wow. That is one stunningly beautiful cat!
*dons protective clothing and gives pet-pets*
I will lay an offering at his feetsies……
I’d trade a couple of quarts of blood to cuddle that baby!
“I geevs you the Stare of DOOOOOOOM! (patent pending)”
I’m betting some noms will turn that frown upside down.
That’s not ocelot – that’s oce-little!
Ha!
That eyeliner though! Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Meowbelline…
I’d like to cover that girl with the pet-pettings.
I keep looking at this cat — I’m convinced it’s a stuffed animal.
Whoa, this post has just entered the Hall of Fame in tenth place, based on reader upvotes! (It’s currently tied with “We Have Only Eyes for You” so the two will alternate in the number 10 spot randomly.)
Just gave it upvote #109.