More Bear Than You Can Bear

Bear the Bear is a bear. A bear on a mission. A mission of love. A mission of peace. A mission to give roses and teddy bears to lonely people. The roses come from a magic garden that is always in bloom. (It is best not to say where the teddy bears come from. It’s weird.) So many people. And they are so lonely. Bear’s task is never-ending. It calls for hope. It calls for stamina. And gallons of fabric softener.

We thank Andrew Y. He is a sender-inner. He sends in things. And they are good.

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17 thoughts on “More Bear Than You Can Bear

  1. Ricky's Mom February 14, 2017 / 3:14 pm

    Giant teddy bear mascot thingy is creepy. And the similar creepy things in the theatre district of NYC are aggressive to boot. So, not so cute to me at all—though I love the classic NTMTOM commentary as always.

  2. Emsthemonster February 14, 2017 / 3:16 pm

    Bear was wonderfully cute, but but … I feel like a perverted voyeur now. I do not normally spy on cute showering males.

    • Dana February 14, 2017 / 7:34 pm

      Bear seemed to enjoy his shower a little too much.

    • DebG February 15, 2017 / 10:25 am

      I was ROFLMAOing at that part.

  3. Gigi the cat lady February 14, 2017 / 3:30 pm

    There was some college students in the subway a while back that had T-shirts saying “Free hugs”, nice idea but not my thing. I love to hugs my friends but not strangers. First of all I’m shy. Second they might smell of sweat or perfume, both things detest. But I might make an exception for a giant teddy bear, it wouldn’t be like hugging a person.

  4. AJ February 14, 2017 / 3:57 pm

    Kinda cute but for some strange reason all I kept thinking about was that movie Ted and the crazy/creepy stuff that dang bear did in the movie.

  5. LunaChickFringe February 14, 2017 / 4:49 pm

    I’m such a weirdo. I would TOTALLY do that. Now I want a giant bear suit.

    • Julie February 14, 2017 / 6:44 pm

      Me too!

    • benvolio February 15, 2017 / 1:07 am

      I want to dress up in a giant cat suit and go around ignoring people.

      • allein ? February 15, 2017 / 8:23 am

        😀

        I do my best to ignore people, anyway. No cat suit required.

    • Clairdelune February 15, 2017 / 1:05 pm

      Me three, JULIE!!

  6. Julie February 14, 2017 / 6:45 pm

    I feel like Mike’s in a really good mood today. 🙂

  7. allein ? February 14, 2017 / 7:34 pm

    My first thought was “I can’t imagine how it’ll take that thing to dry.” 😛

    • allein ? February 14, 2017 / 7:43 pm

      *how long*

      • Haha February 14, 2017 / 8:36 pm

        I was thinking about drying factors as well.
        Mmmmm mold…

        • Haha February 14, 2017 / 8:38 pm

          I did like the giving of flowers to reluctant, but smiling guys. 🙂

  8. Claire February 14, 2017 / 11:02 pm

    Oh my gosh this is my favorite thing ever!! I’ve always been a huge teddy bear fan (with the name Claire, association with bears is inevitable). This is just so precious.

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