I Think Someone’s Skimming

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Gentle readers, I must announce that I have suffered a recent business setback. My chain of Kitty Kreamery milk shops has lost money ever since it was launched. I thought it would be a sure-fire success — milk shops staffed by irresistible kittens — but my accounting team tells me the stores are bleeding red ink due to product theft. I just don’t understand it — who would be heartless enough to steal milk from sweet, innocent kittens?

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17 thoughts on “I Think Someone’s Skimming”

  1. allein ? February 23, 2017 / 10:35 am

    That’s called “shrink” in the retail business. I’m guessing at least a 2% loss… ?

    • Murray C. February 23, 2017 / 10:50 am

      ?

      • DebG February 23, 2017 / 11:26 am

        Yep.

    • fkaWaldenPond February 23, 2017 / 11:05 am

      Thank you Allein, simply thank you. 😀

      • allein ? February 23, 2017 / 11:11 am

        *bows*

        • Dulcie February 23, 2017 / 11:31 am

          See Allein?…again you made my day!?

          • allein ? February 23, 2017 / 11:34 am

            I need to stick with the cute. I have unwisely allowed myself to get sucked into an argument on another site, but knowing people appreciate my silly humor helps temper my aggravation.

            Though I am inspired by Mike’s mastery. I would never come up with it if he didn’t get the absurdity ball rolling. 😉

            • fkaWaldenPond February 23, 2017 / 12:52 pm

              What site are you arguing on? I will go troll your opponent– I’ve got your back.

              • allein ? February 23, 2017 / 12:55 pm

                😛

                It’s the Friendly Atheist blog. I wouldn’t bother. The post has 500+ comments on it. Also, she’s got no fans on that site, so I’ve got plenty of people on my side. (Actually, I’m not entirely convinced she’s not trolling, herself, sometimes, aside from the fact that she’s been around for a few years, at least, so if she is, she’s very dedicated to her character.)

      • allein ? February 23, 2017 / 7:08 pm

        If that really got this reaction from Mike, I am truly honored. 😉

  2. Margaret February 23, 2017 / 11:42 am

    Next time hire lactose intolerant kitties, if such a thing exists.

    • allein ? February 23, 2017 / 11:55 am

      Actually, many (most?) adult cats are lactose intolerant. The ability to digest lactose lessens after weaning.

      • Dulcie February 23, 2017 / 7:00 pm

        Yeah I would so luv to treat my kitty to a special reward like a bit cream! But no, learned very early on that it just gets thrown up.

    • Claire February 23, 2017 / 12:04 pm

      Besides, being lactose intolerant doesn’t mean you have the power to resist the delicious temptations of dairy. I speak from experience =(

      • allein ? February 23, 2017 / 7:09 pm

        I could never give up my ice cream.

    • Smartypants February 23, 2017 / 6:01 pm

      Oh yes…our office had a Himalayan kitten who would drink milk and then fart like there was no tomorrow. He was the sweetest little goober though!

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