Maru, the Master of Love

Hello, ladies. I am Maru. Welcome to my sensuous bachelor pad of love. How I would love to caress your soft, supple skin as I do this pillow, a technique so sensuous that it drives women wild, like the one bouncing around behind me like a lunatic. But now you must pardon me, for it is the time for me to make the sensuous licking of myself.

Sensuously submitted by Andrew Y.

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15 thoughts on “Maru, the Master of Love

  1. Julie May 6, 2017 / 12:37 pm

    This is such a weird video. I thoroughly enjoyed it! ?

    • Amyliz May 6, 2017 / 2:03 pm

      Yes, it’s kind of like one of those artsy-fartsy short movies you might see at film festival; you know, the kind that are filled with symbolic, existential angst. I think, though, that Maru is just thinking “Making biscuits.Hana is a moron. Licking myself.”

      • julie May 6, 2017 / 2:25 pm

        Yes, exactly!

      • EAG46 May 6, 2017 / 3:48 pm

        I think I have seen films like this at festivals. But their characters were not as cute as these cats. Or even the ever-silent observer, World Pattern Cow. What a story she could tell.

      • debg May 7, 2017 / 11:03 am

        And Hana is thinking “My brother is SOOOOO weird.”

  2. Andrew May 6, 2017 / 12:52 pm

    Plus Hana playing with the light in the background XD

  3. Alice Shortcake May 6, 2017 / 1:11 pm

    All this video needs is Barry White or a 70s porn soundtrack…

    • Smartypants May 6, 2017 / 1:25 pm

      “Bow-chicka-wow-wow!”

  4. Laura May 6, 2017 / 1:37 pm

    Maru is without question the most adorably silly cat I have ever seen anywhere! I would be happy to be romanced by him!

    • julie May 6, 2017 / 2:56 pm

      I agree! I would LOVE to know at what moment the lightbulb went off in Mugumogu’s head when she thought “…okay…this is not an ordinary cat!”

  5. Yadre May 6, 2017 / 3:24 pm

    Teach me tiger, how to kiss you, wah, wah,wah *purring sounds*?

  6. Starfish May 6, 2017 / 10:26 pm

    The video description is right on the nose. “Maru holds the rose of the artificial flower in his mouth and becomes more and more handsome.”

  7. debg May 7, 2017 / 11:03 am

    I’ve had worse dates. Maru can carry me up to his bachelor pad of love anytime.

  8. Blue Footed Booby May 8, 2017 / 9:53 am

    And then suddenly: personal grooming

  9. Murray C May 9, 2017 / 9:44 pm

    I’m kinda glad the camera angle was so discreet.

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