“Yes, that’s right, I’m a beer. I’m a, er, pilsner stout ale! Yeah, one of those fancy beers that taste funny. So you probably don’t want to drink me, and you should just leave me here in the refrigerator across from the leftover tuna casserole, which I wasn’t eating at all because I’m a beer and beers don’t like tuna casserole.”
Via Imgur.
I don’t normally like beer, but I will try this one.
I’ll take a six-pack.
I’ll take a whole case!
Definitely a beer that will leave you with a fuzzy tongue the day after.
Aren’t you a little young to be a beer? I bet you’re a Junior Juice 😀
Maybe he’s a Zima (college-freshman flashback).
Oh, goodness – and Seagram’s wine coolers? (Bruce Willis – with hair! – was the pitchman). And Bartles & Jaymes.
OMG
Oh, Gack (hairball sort of sound)
Wine coolers!! Geez I feel old. ?
Kittenness Stout: The flavorful beer with a nice fuzzy head.
He could be a Fatcat beer…but he doesn’t look very fat…
http://www.fatcatbeers.com
I think you’ll get a fuzzy tongue and a scratchy throat if you try to drink this beer.
One of those small-batch microbrews.
Ha, I was just about to make a small cat/microbrewery comment! You know what they say about great minds! ;D
…and they sell them in containers called ‘growlers’ – perhaps this is a mini growler?
I think he’d be a hisser.
This reminds me of the time Stripes tried to be a pint of ice cream. (Luckily for him he made enough noise to be rescued before he got too cold.)
I had a cat named Butch who walked into a small floor freezer just as I swung the door closed and turned to walk a way.
Some subliminal part of my brain stopped me and showed me sequential images of open freezer door then big orange cat. Processing a bit slowly resulted in two thoughts: 1. Did I just see that? 2. If I did see that it’s very wrong! I opened the door. There was Butch just sitting as if he was anywhere normal. He’d been in there maybe a minute. If I had run out of the house he would have froze. ??⛄️
My cat is always inserting herself in the fridge and freezer. She makes refilling the ice trays a challenge.
She likes to be in the cabinets and the microwave as well. *eyeroll*
Ooohhh! A new type of beer. It’s a kit-ale.
The expression on kitty’s face makes me wonder if it’s just the tuna casserole he’s been sampling. There is definitely the beginning of cross-eyed happies going on there.
???????????
If he were an orange cat, would that make him a ginger-ale?
Muppet2171, when we all finish groaning and clutching our hair in agony, someone will get back to you.
Sorry…couldn’t resist. ?
I, for one, am applauding.
Kitty would like to propose a toast.
Of course!
Raising a glass to some top-shelf punnery!
Hey-YOOOOOOO!!! 😀 😀 😀
Bada-BING!
A tabby porter?