Little known outside of the folklore of eastern Europe, the Transylvanian Toe Vampire attacks unsuspecting sleepers exclusively on their toes. According to tradition, the toe vampire cannot be defeated with standard vampire repellents such as garlic, because once you specialize in toes you’ve already smelled the worst thing there is to smell.
Via Imgur.
Ohh look at that little morsel of a vampire…mmmmm. I was luckily ‘nommed’ on yesterday by a wee girl pup; so wee she hadn’t been named yet who was a cross between a Bernese Mountain Dog and a Poodle. Holy fuzzy goofball, it was wonderful.
I would gladly sacrifice my toemanity for such a cute little vampire thing.
To prevent nawing on toes, coat toes with anti-vampire goo.
** WARNING **
Side effect may include more nawing then normal, depending on the vampire.
(Photo when a little goofy – Tis Smelly, French Garlic Type)
Millie gets very excited to see my feet appear out of the bottom of my slacks when I am getting dressed. Call me Ms. Presto Changeo! Ta da to you too!
I think all of my cats have used my loafers as boats when they were small. Still find them rubbing against them when they think I’m not looking.
“because once you specialize in toes you’ve already smelled the worst thing there is to smell”
Tell that to the greater Slovenian buttchomper. It lurks in latrines and porta potties waiting for a hapless victim to drag to their doom.
One second before: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….OUCH!!!!
Years ago we adopted a feral kitten, the sole surviver of a litter born under my sister-in-law’s back deck. When we brought her home it was many many weeks before we could pet her with our hands and then only because the little devil went into heat earlier than any female has a right to. But for some reason she was never afraid of our feet and from the beginning we could pet her and give her scritches with our toes.
My cat acts as though I had catnip growing between my toes.
Ha ha ha!
You sure there isn’t any ? 😉 You never know
Good point, I will check.