In 2012, as part of a study into canine intelligence, scientists fitted a German Shepherd with a cranial enhancement prosthetic. Little did they know their device would give her mind terrible powers of mass hypnosis, telekinesis, even over time and space itself. Today, from a sofa in Nutley, NJ, her mind roams the cosmos as… Brainazoid!
This actually helps explain a lot about current events, Sharon H. (via Imgur.)
I’m not sure why but I suddenly feel compelled to leave a comment.
huh? what? … what am I doing here in the comment section…??
Re current events – a German Shepherd in Nutley, NJ would be doing a better job. Quick, fire up the replicator! We need more Brainazoids!
MMMOOOMMM !!! .. Brainazoid is changing the channel on the TV again with his brain again !!
Ha ha! You can’t control me Brainazoid! I’m protected by a state of the art device that I invented. No, it’s not just a tin foil hat! It shields me from electromagnetic fields, mind control, and mind reading. Also it’s very fetching … Wait, fetching? Fetch-ing? NOOOOOO!
Oooo. It gotcha!
Good one Gigi. ??
Is this why my dog treat orders From Amazon always route through Nutley, NJ and weigh less than advertised?
That dog is gorgeous. The broken bits near her eye worry me, though. Well, perhaps she’ll think them away from danger.
Perhaps she could send some brain waves north, if she has the time, and impact a few of OUR current events…
I guess I”m at least partially immune – I can’t think of anything clever! Tho’ I am typing.
I haven’t had a clever thought in weeks.
Brainazoid needs to project clever comments along with his command to post. I am not clever enough on my own.
something clever