It’s natural that such a tiny kitten would be nervous around such a big dog, but after some patience and love — and a few nose whaps — the gentle giant prevails.

It’s natural that such a tiny kitten would be nervous around such a big dog, but after some patience and love — and a few nose whaps — the gentle giant prevails.

People think it’s cool to be built like a satellite dish, but you wouldn’t say that if you had 100 channels playing in your head at the same time.

Marge sat nervously still as the officer approached her window. “Sorry to bother you, ma’am,” he said, “but there’s been reports of puppy smugglers in this area. You ain’t seen anything suspicious, have you?”

“Mom! Mom! I just discovered this thing in the kitchen that’s full of food scraps! Soup bones, barbeque sauce, bits of fruit — it’s like I hit the jackpot!”
