Negative Hercule Poirot can only use his phenomenal powers of deduction to determine who the killer is not, making him pretty much the world’s most useless detective.
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Negative Hercule Poirot
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Process of elimination? After just six billion tries, he will find ze culprit!
Hercule Poirot was never my favorite, I much preferred Miss Marple but Negative Hercule Poirot is so cute he could dethrone her in my affection!
I weell use my Leetle Grey Face to charm you into confessing that you did not do thees terrible thing!
Mike – I have no words – so clever – I just howled.
What a sweet little face! I confess, I will say whatever you want me to say if I can snorgle you.
Negative Hercule Poirot = TOUCH EVERYTHING❗️
LOL Perfect! 😀 😀 😀
My father and I would yell out TOUCH NOTHING! at random moments when out and about doing errands! Nice memory.
Ahhhhh! 😀 😀 😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59oS5ja9on4
FUNNY! Hastings was rather cute, wasn’t he? Clueless, yes, but very cute.
There’s a new Murder on the Orient Express coming out with amazing cast: http://themuse.jezebel.com/watch-the-mustachiod-trailer-for-murder-on-the-orient-e-1795719920
However people are already up in arms because, unlike kitty’s here, the ‘stash has been deemed “non-canonical”.
Absolutely not. They have some nerve.
That is the fakest looking mustache I have ever seen – it’s rather distracting.
That is an epic mousetache!
That is one beautiful kitty. The mustache is gorgeous, but the floof is epic!
I suspect he is also the lead detective in the case of the mysterious red dot.
Yes.
Faye, I thought this was solved by you last month!
That’s Hamilton the hipster cat! I love him! I follow his adventures on facebook.